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30 December 2006 @ 10:59 pm

I decided to just... give up on ever naming the first fic. If I haven't gotten around to naming it after a month, I'm not going to. Also haven't really been able to figure out if it's worth a PG or a PG-13 rating. I'm thinking it's probably the former.

sweetlitlekitty's art post is what prompted me to finally post this, by the way.

Title: None. Yet.
Author: Firebird
Rating: PG
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: Ed/Alfons
Word Count: 400
Warning/Notes/Disclaimer: Characters are not mine and I am not making any money off this. However, they do belong to Hiromu Arakawa/Square ENIX, MBS, ANX, BONES, FUNimation Productions, Ltd.

The sound of giggles proceeded the scrape of the key in the lock. Which was followed up by Alfons staggering into the room supporting a giggling Edward by draping one of his arms over his shoulders.

"I t'ink I dra-- dri-- drunk too much," Ed slurred.

"Ja. Ja, you did," Alfons carefully enunciated, while making sure he actually remembered to lock the door after him. "And so did I."

"Don' sound like it," Ed replied, blinking owlishly at Alfons. Or at least he would have. If he wasn't still hanging off him like drapery. As it was, he ended up blinking at the room in general.

"That's because I only drank about half my weight in liquor rather than all of it," Alfons snarked.

Ed frowned, sensing an insult in there somewhere but gave up it up as a bad job after a moment.


His mood changed quickly and he squirmed around a bit and latched onto Alfons. "Waaaaant yoooooou." He stared up at Alfons with puppy eyes and the flush of the drunk. He started inefficiently pawing at the front of Alfons' coat in the vague hope that it might somehow magically unbutton itself on its' own.

Alfons tilted Ed's head back to more easily kiss him. "Wan' you too. But first, we need to get out of these." He waved vaguely at their clothing.

"Not all of them," Ed pouted. "Take too long."

Alfons was too busy unbuttoning and removing his and Ed's coats to respond.



"Are we undressed enough yet?"

Alfons blindly thrust the coats in the direction of the coat rack in the vague hope they might not fall onto the floor instead of hanging up and started working on Ed's vest while maneuvering Ed towards the couch. "Almost."

"Oh good." Ed sounded relieved.

Alfons pried Ed out of his vest before letting him slump onto the sofa.

"'fons?" Ed said, quieter now.


"New pla'."


"I think I'm going to pass out now."

Alfons stared at the now unconscious Edward in a mixture of consternation and frustration. "Damn it."

He sighed, pulled off Ed's shoes, wrestled him into a more comfortable position, and dragged the blanket kept at one end over him. As an after-thought, he left the wastebasket within reach.

He made his way over to the bedroom door and looked over his shoulder. "Gute nacht."

Ed snored softly in response.

Why post one, when I can post two? :D

Title: Interruption
Author: Firebird
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Er, Fluff?
Pairing: Ed/Alfons
Word Count: 404
Warning/Notes/Disclaimer: Characters are not mine and I am not making any money off this. However, they do belong to Hiromu Arakawa/Square ENIX, MBS, ANX, BONES, FUNimation Productions, Ltd. Rating due to what they were getting up to and one swear. ^_^

Ed was sprawled on the couch reading when he felt a tug on his ponytail pulling his head back and up so that the young man bending over him could kiss him.

"Mmm. Anything in particular bring that on? Or was that just random?" he asked, retrieving his bookmark from the back of the book somewhere to hold his place, at the same time making room for Alfons to sit down.

"Just random. You know what those glasses do to me." Alfons smiled impishly.

A corner of Ed's mouth quirked up in a smile. "You've certainly told--and shown--me often enough," he agreed, putting the book aside on the endtable by the sofa and resting the glasses on top of it a moment later.

Alfons pouted a bit when Ed took off the glasses then forgot to continue doing so when Ed kissed him. He pressed back, interlacing his fingers behind Ed's neck, letting his thumbs describe lazy circles on the upper part of the back of Ed's neck. Ed broke off the kiss for a moment to arch back into the touch. Alfons leaned towards Ed's face and sucked on his lower lip gently. "Like that, hmm?"

"Oh yes," Ed shivered. He aggressively leaned forward and let his tongue invade Alfons' mouth, left palm pressed against Alfons' cheek, other hand undoing his collar. Alfons made a happy sound that was almost a purr and released Ed's neck to undo the button at the collar of Ed's shirt and the next one down. He also pulled loose the leather hair-tie that kept Ed's hair in its ponytail, allowing it to fall loose so he could run his fingers through it. Ed moaned into the kiss, and wrapped his right arm around Alfons to hold him closer.

Neither of them heard the footsteps approaching the door or it opening. "Oh!"

They sprang apart like they were magnets that had just had the wrong poles aligned, staring wide-eyed at Noa.

"You--I didn't know--Um," stuttered Noa before she gave up and fled into the study-turned-bedroom, cheeks flaming, her mortification obvious.

Ed and Alfons stared at each other, appalled.

"Oh fuck," Ed whispered. Alfons nodded fervently.

"You don't think she'll tell, do you?" Alfons whispered back worriedly.

"I don't think so. Or at least, I really, really hope not." Ed paused. "After this, we better stick to the bedroom."

Alfons twitched. "Assuming we ever get over the shock, you mean."

((Cross-posted between blau_und_gold, fm_alchemist, and fma_sanity. Sorry to anyone else whom are also in those groups.))

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