Pairing(s): Dorochet/Jean Havoc.
Beta: None, all mistakes my own.
Warnings: Crack, smut, no consistency with canon whatsoever.
Feedback: Very welcome, please!
Word Count: 499.
Summary: Mustang is going to die for this. Yes, die a slow painful death. Or maybe he’ll just set Dorochet on him. …Bastard.
Author's Notes: Done for my drabble requests for Christmas, for raindrop150, who requested this peculiar pairing (I had never seen it before), as well as crack/smut with leash/collar. Why can’t I write a serious yaoi Havoc fic? **shifty eyes at Scar/Havoc**
( Oh, how he hates Mustang. Let’s give the poor chimera somewhere to stay, he’d said, it’d be cruel to send him back into captivity again, he’d said, you have the space, and the time, he’d said, plus you’ve always wanted a dog, haven’t you? And this one is tame as ever! Tame as hell, Havoc wants to protest, groaning as his arms give in and he sinks his face against his pillow. )