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Title: Metal Detector
Author: my bro/me
Rating: PG

Ed: They have metal detectors Al, just take off the armour.
Al: ....you just don't get it, do you!?


Title: omgwtfbbq!?!
Author: my bro/me
Rating: PG-13?

Alphonse poked his brother who was lying on the ground, probably unconcious."Brother?" he asked in a nervous way while still poking him.
Ed opened an eye and screamed on top of his lungs "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY BROTHER!?"
Al stared at him for a while, then shook his head with dissapointment. "I AM your brother!" he answered.
"NOOOOOOOO!" ed yelled, like something terrible had happened. then with a terrified expression on his face, he asked "al...who did this to you!?"
al slapped his forehead "...YOU DID!"
"oh.." was the only thing edward could say.


Title: THE MULTI PURPOSE ARMOUR!
Author: my bro/me
Rating: PG-13?

Ed: Al, why do you take kitties into your armour?
Al: Cause it's cold outside.
Ed: So your armour is warm? I mean cmon, it's METAL! how do you expect it to be warm?
Al: They get wet in the rain!
Ed: So your armour is DRY after all this rain?
Al: It's scary outside!!!
Ed: Your armour's inside is PITCH-BLACK!!! Does is make it less scary?
Al: .....it has a homey feel...it's home...
Ed: sigh...then why the FUCK are we stopping at every motel? we can just sleep in your armour, since it's "home"!
Al: brother! you're mean!
Ed: So your armour is not? Just look at that face!
Al: ............


Title: Confessions [XD star wars/fma crossover, anyone?]
Author: my bro/me
Rating: PG-13?

[btw, this has two versions!]
v.01
Envy grinned at the blonde boy as he spoke
"Izumi never told you how I was created, did she?" he asked.
Ed snapped at that moment, he pointed at the green headed homunculus and yelled
"I KNOW ENOUGH! I KNOW THEY KILLED MY FATHER TO CREATE YOU!"
Envy started laughing at the foolish shrimp
"No ed!" he said then, with a serious expression this time "Your father created ME!"
Edward Elric fell on his knees, how could this happen?
"NOOOOOOOOO!"
v.02
Envy grinned at the blonde boy as he spoke
"Izumi never told you how I was created, did she?" he asked.
Ed snapped at that moment, he pointed at the green headed homunculus and yelled
"I KNOW ENOUGH! I KNOW THEY KILLED MY FATHER TO KILL YOU!" then with a confused face, he added "I don't know why they did that though"
Envy shrugged "well, anyway" he coughed to clear his throat and finish his line "NO ED! YOUR FATHER CREATED ME!"
Edward Elric fell on his knees, how could this happen?
"NOOOOOOOOO!"


Title: Shrimp in my ass
Author: my bro/me
Rating: well...I'd say PG-13 XDD

Edward Elric whipped out his cell phone, pressed one, then call. Oh the joys of speed dial.
Alphonse picked up his phone when it started ringing "hello?" he answered.
On the other line, edward talked with panic "al! help me! I'm in LUST!"
Al smiled "you're in love? that's great brother!" he said with joy.
Ed sighed, he knew that Al wouldn't get it. "No! I'm not in love, I'm in LUST!"
Al's cheerful expression turned into a dissapointed one "you're in lust/. you should be ashamed of yourself brother!" he yelled and hung up the phone on poor edward.
Ed sighed and shook his head "whatever..." he muttered.
Lust continued running in circles, screaming "I HAVE A SHRIMP IN MY ASS, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!"

please don't throw tomatoes at me....
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