Series: Untitled yet.
Character(s): Maes Hughes/Roy Mustang.
Beta: Zoe (aka Pride) and harlettequeen made the honors.
Warnings: AU, gender switch, terrible doze of crack?
Prompt: 1. The wage of honesty.
Feedback: Very welcome, please!
Word Count: +/-845.
Summary: Honesty is a virtue. But from where we come from, we call it cynism.
Author's Notes: Whoever said all the gender switch AU had to be about Ed? Done for the 7stages challenge. First in a series. For the record, Roy wasn't changed, 'he' was born that way.
( “I’m just saying,” He had the ludicrous notion he was gambling his life in the next sentence, by the way her lips had thinned down to a white line, “That if I’m bored, I’ll start making noise and you can’t study when I make noise,” Maes ignored the flat look he got, “So, it really is in your best interests to keep me amused.” )