Word Count: 712
Disclaimer: Not mine, blah blah, no money
Summary: Check the title, guys.
Notes: For t3h_toby_chan, for the Five Things meme. Haha, I kept thinking the prompt was "Five People Envy Accidentally Slept With" and getting terribly confused.
It was easy, it was always so fucking easy you’d think it’d get old after a while.
meme's still going on, guys! hit me up if you want something, too.