Disclaimer: If FMA was mine, it wouldn't have been so interesting, so there.
Warning: Uh... sex? Spoilers for end of series.
A/N: Constructive criticism is very much encouraged.
Lynching wouldn't be the best way to depart the world, and that is what would happen if any one around him in this beerhall was sober enough to notice that Edward had disappeared under the table and was currently kneeling between his legs.