So, I went ahead and devoted three hours of my life into a six-page fic. Oh yes. Italian food, JoJo, and IRC-chat references abound...but if you don't ora, you probably won't catch them anyway.
Oh, and warnings for some unsafe language/vulgar talk. Also, fic takes place after "Sheer Heart Attack," but you don't need to read that to get this one.
Has a bit of Al/Heiderich
(Punch-Drunk Melody )