Author: Ambre [hieronymousb]
Pairing: Armstrong x Envy (I'm so sorry XD But really, you KNOW you wonder how I pulled this off!)
Genre: Humourous Smut, for the TKKN contest.
Warnings: Smut. Weird humour. Insanity.
Notes: A while back, Touka Koukan hosted a humourous smut contest, the 'Red Flamel Fanfiction Contest'. This fanfiction was one of the anonymous entries, and, to my astonishment, the winner of the contest. O.o I wasn't sure if I was going to post it around after the contest had completed, because it is just so darn weird, but hey, I decided that if it placed, I would post it, and it did in fact win.
("Do not worry, sweet damsel," the big man was saying. "The fine art of sexuality has been passed down the Armstrong line for many a generation; in fact, some would contend that it is responsible for said line being so hale and robust. Although my hands are large, they are capable of much tenderness; a child is only so good as the loins from which he comes, and mine is a proud lineage...")
Cross-posted accordingly, just so everyone can see the weirdness.