Warnings: Ed's potty mouth, weird silliness. I think that's it.
Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist belongs to Hiromu Arakawa
Word Count: 4,151
Summary: Roy is losing it, except he doesn't know what 'it' is.
(Ever feel like women are grouped together in clicks and are just laughing at you?)
Beware of the lurking fake cut! XD