I'll remind you the theme is smut and humor and we have prizes. Have Roy fall off the bed. Have a poor Elric get his eyes burned out as he walks in on his brother (MY EYES. THEY BLEED.). Have something unusual get stuck in an unusual spot (what do you MEAN it won't come out???) or, far worse, lost in an unusual spot (I...I think it went too far...).
A) ONE FMA DOUJINSHI, courtesy of Sockren.
B) ONE FMA MANGA, courtesy of Kalika.
C) ONE FMA NOVEL, courtesy of alxed_lover.
More info here.
I'm told I picked something too difficult. Feel free to make suggestions you think would make for an easier contest next time. My only criteria is that we only host contest that promote things our fandom likes to overlook (i.e. we don't need more angst).