Author's Name: kalliel
Written For: dizzy_gurl in fma_exchange
Pairing or Character: Predominantly Envy (as Ed) x Winry, though there are allusions to both Ed x Winry and Al x Winry, possibly accidental Envy x Dante. I LOSE!
Even if he could get the vagaries down and shed the outside skin, slipping in would not be a task of any immoderate difficulty.