A/N: My kid sister's English class is doing "Jabberwocky" (doing what with it, I'm not sure I want to know) and it just so collided with a Saiyuki drabble challenge. And my sister saw the Saiyuki version, and requested an FMA version. So I wrote it, and figured I'd share it.
Suggestions for better titles will be greatly appreciated. >_>;;;
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