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15 April 2006 @ 09:09 am
It makes you wonder...  
You never see anybody at school in FMA. There are a lot of characters who should still be in high school, right?

Which reminded me of a list I made a while ago...

Bizzare things that would happen if FMA characters came to your school...

-The chorus would sing a song that would involve snapping the fingers, and Roy would just happen to be there...
-Scar would find the perfect Philosipher's Stone making oppurtunity in the dozens that were killed and mutilated in the chorus fire.
-Or as I like to say, CHIOR FIRE! It rhymes!

-All missing assignments would be blamed on Gluttony.
-Hughes would be an exception. He would blame everything on "Juliette Douglas".

-Scar would be stuffing state alchemists in their lockers.

-Nobody would sit with Marta at the lunch table after seeing her unhinge her jaw and swallow a hero sandwich whole.
-I doubt anybody would sit at Tucker's lunch table either.
-Don't even ask about Gluttony. His table would be gone in 45 seconds.

-In Technology class, Winry would pwn everybody.
-She would then throw a hammer at Ed.
-And it would miss his head because he was too short.
-The hammer would then knock Al's head off and cause mass chaos.

-Armstrong would kill everybody in dodgeball. Literally.

-Havoc and Hawkeye would be expelled on the first day for bringing cigarettes and guns to school.

-Envy would use his shapeshifting powers to diguise himself as his teacher, give himself extra credit, the see if the rumors were true that the staff lounge has a dance floor/swimming pool.

-Ed and Al would join the track team. They get a lot of training from the second opening theme, right?

-Science would be Kimbley's favorite class. ("When can we blow stuff up?")

Feel free to add on to the list.
 
 
yaminokurisu on April 15th, 2006 01:48 pm (UTC)
LOL
*thinks up ones*
Beemagical_poof on April 15th, 2006 01:48 pm (UTC)
Your icon makes me giggle... ^__^

- Armstrong would get 49752746 detentions for taking off his shirt in class.
Elizabeth: whoa man.bettle on April 17th, 2006 04:09 pm (UTC)
Stoned anything is funny. XD

Bad Armstrong. BAD.
wonder dork powers activate!: Noa Fangirl [fangirly]atrypical on April 15th, 2006 01:48 pm (UTC)
-Science would be Kimbley's favorite class. ("When can we blow stuff up?")

That's exactly what I say. ALL THE TIME.
bakyura.pleuvoir on April 15th, 2006 02:04 pm (UTC)
You can't forget that Ed and Gluttony would have a fight to see who would eat the most lunch food. . . . just thinking about it makes me sick. x_x *hates school food*
Elizabethbettle on April 17th, 2006 04:08 pm (UTC)
The chicken nuggets at my school can bounce. X_x
Kat: kankuroplywood loveninja_demongirl on April 15th, 2006 02:08 pm (UTC)
-Armstrong would kill everybody in dodgeball. Literally.

I can somehow picture that XD
Elizabethbettle on April 17th, 2006 04:08 pm (UTC)
It's not a pretty picture. D:
esteltinuviel on April 15th, 2006 02:32 pm (UTC)
Lust would get detention for breaking the dress code. Indecent exposer.

Scar would make all the students pray and form a Ishballa-worhsip group.

Greed would practically own wrestling (or Armstrong).

Izumi (if she were a teacher) would get fired for using corporal punishment on students.

Depending on who you talk to, Ed and Al might get in trouble for dislays of public affection that go way beyond school poilicy and decency (nothing THAT bad though).

I can't think of any more at the moment. That list was funny though. It would make for some interesting fanficion. Permission to use some for fanfiction? I'll give you credit for the ideas.
Elizabethbettle on April 17th, 2006 04:07 pm (UTC)
Sure you can write a fanfic if you want. But don't forget to include this:

A group of students would put a barbie doll in Ed's seat just so they can scream "SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE!" when he sits down.

I forgot to put it on the list. XD
(no subject) - esteltinuviel on April 17th, 2006 05:56 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - bettle on April 17th, 2006 08:24 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - esteltinuviel on April 17th, 2006 08:36 pm (UTC) (Expand)
RW Grimmgrimm222001 on April 15th, 2006 02:33 pm (UTC)
-Roy fequently sets the chemicals in the Chemistry lab on fire

-Bomb squad frequently comes to school to check out Kimbley's locker

-Lust has a 'reputation' around school

-Sloth, much to her surprise, excels in Child Development

-Wrath spends less time in class and more time with the guidance couseler

-Psiren would be the girl asking everyone 'hey, wanna see my tattoo'

-Riza and Roy are frequently caught making out in the janitor's closet (sorry, the royai fan in me made me do that one ;)

-Havoc is frequently found in the janitor's closet with no one (how sad!)

-Roy's locker is stuffed full of love letters

-Archer is the mysterious new kid who shows up around the same time students start disapearing

-Armstrong is sent to detation for taking his shirt off during class

-Sheska never seems to go home, she's either in class or the library

-Broche and Havoc work together to try and get dates for Friday night. They both fail miserbly

-Ross isn't really into boys her age (she prefers men around Hoho-papa's age)

-Rose is the girl who tries to push her religion on everyone else

-Greed is suspended for stealing lunch money from freshmen

That's all I can think of for now :)
Elizabeth: ed with stickbettle on April 17th, 2006 04:11 pm (UTC)
Psiren and Lust would have interesting reputations. XD

The bomb squad one killed me with laughter.
(no subject) - grimm222001 on April 17th, 2006 10:14 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - bettle on April 18th, 2006 10:39 am (UTC) (Expand)
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(no subject) - bettle on April 19th, 2006 07:09 pm (UTC) (Expand)
★☆ エリザベート ♕♬: FMA - zomgkittieskasaii on April 15th, 2006 02:56 pm (UTC)
Haha I can only imagine what would happen in my Philosophy (both Western and Non-Western) class. Alchemy has come up a handful of times, and at all times I have spouted off Al's beginning-of-the-episode spiel when my teacher has asked us what it is. Though if Ed or Al were there, I'm sure they'd take care of that for me. :D (And then proceed to freak the hell out about OMG WHERE IS THE STONE OK.)
lilfmagurl on April 15th, 2006 03:07 pm (UTC)
hahaha, so cool! XD
electronic world for every boy and every girltomiko_the_muse on April 15th, 2006 03:12 pm (UTC)
-Ed was trampled on his first day.
-Ed was not trampled on his second day because he just ran through the hall screaming, "WHO'S THE BEAN NOW?"
-Al sporked at least 16 people in the first week.
-Scar got angry and killed four teachers when there was no box on the test form for Ishbalan.
-Roy currently has the title of School Pimp, and Edward is the School Ho.

I am so bored to be doing this. *snirk*
Elizabethbettle on April 17th, 2006 04:04 pm (UTC)
Scar got angry and killed four teachers when there was no box on the test form for Ishbalan.

That is genius. XD

ssjkawaiitenshi on April 15th, 2006 03:22 pm (UTC)
.LOL thats great.i can picture ALL of these things
Regx_reggg on April 15th, 2006 03:24 pm (UTC)
All state alchemists would pwn chemistry class.
Al refuses to take PE lessons, especially swimming.
Scar gets kicked out of school for destroying everything. or randomly turning stuff red.
Winry and Sheska fight in every Home Economics class about the 'right' way to make cakes.
Roy defies all laws in Physics class.

that's all i can think of now...
Elizabethbettle on April 17th, 2006 04:14 pm (UTC)
Winry and Sheska fight in every Home Economics class about the 'right' way to make cakes.

I feel bad for the teacher. x_e
Justice for all: ed and roypuckyducky on April 15th, 2006 03:32 pm (UTC)
My friend and I once did this highschool rp with the fma characters...

- Izumi was the gym teacher and she'd beat Ed up all the time for forgetting his gym outfit.

- Scar was the weird kid who always ate alone at lunch under a tree, shooting suspicious glances at everyone.

- Roy was the popular kid who was always followed around by his posse made out of Riza, Hughes and Havoc.

- Falman, Fuery and Breda were the three nerd boys
who always hung around eachother

- Alfons was the exchange student from a strange place called Germany and was all WTF IS ALCHEMY?? Like!

- Russel was the kid everyone knew from myspace and he was followed around by his 'fangirls' all the time, only he just had an eye for Edward. >.>

- Greed was the local pimp and had killa' partehs on school nights and only those he invited could come.

For some reason he invited Ed even though he was in a much lower grade, and he took Russel with him and then they got drunk and Russel dared him into going upstairs with Roy and then he did and the whole school knew, aah.

- Armstrong was the kid who was great at all sports (A skill passed down by his family for generations!)

- Alchemy's forbidden in school, only Roy and Ed get detention a lot for using it on eachother.

- All sorts of rumors go around school as to why Edward has automail, one of them being that he waved his arm out of the bus window all the time, another one that an elephant ripped them off on a school trip.
Toxicbulletstoxicbullets on April 15th, 2006 06:16 pm (UTC)
- Alchemy's forbidden in school, only Roy and Ed get detention a lot for using it on eachother.

- All sorts of rumors go around school as to why Edward has automail, one of them being that he waved his arm out of the bus window all the time, another one that an elephant ripped them off on a school trip.


LOVE XD
(no subject) - bettle on April 17th, 2006 04:03 pm (UTC) (Expand)
boredwinter on April 15th, 2006 04:55 pm (UTC)
- Furey would be suspended for releasing the school's pet fish, science frogs, hamsters and all little animals. They would be found in his locker.

- Tucker wouldn't get a date. (unless it was my school, crazy-homicidal-nerds are treated like royalty there.)

- Archer would be pissed off and sent to juvie for killing the kids who called him "teh terminator"
「 JL 」: FMA_Ed_Aljlarinda on April 15th, 2006 06:14 pm (UTC)
*will read list later*

Actually, in the manga, (can't remember if in the anime too) Ed, Al and Winry are shown going to school... When they show how Ed and Al studied alchemy, there was this part where they both fell asleep during class... o.o
Justice for allpuckyducky on April 15th, 2006 06:48 pm (UTC)
yep.. And the anime had a scene where it looked a lot like they were coming home from school.

Maybe there's school but you arent forced to go like in the good old days. >.>
(no subject) - bettle on April 17th, 2006 04:01 pm (UTC) (Expand)