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13 April 2006 @ 10:43 pm

Yeah, since I'm a really whacko person who's suffered lack of sleep this week (long story, including a part about being called into work overnight for a 10 hour shift...resulting in me being up over 24 hours by the time said shift ended), so a lot of whacko things have entered my mind....


-Does anyone find it weird (yet cute and funny) that in ep 22, Hughes is wearing PINK PJ's with yellow chicks on them?  I guess he knows that REAL men wear Pink...XD  Now, if Armstrong would have been in those Pajamas (in his size, of course), I think I would seriously be found dead of a laughter-induced heart attack.

And of course, Bradley can be seen in light blue PJ's with little flowers...WTF man?  What IS it with these people and their PJ's?  

What's next, Bunny Pajamas for Roy?

-I wonder...who gave Ed "the talk"?  Ever since that thought poped into my brain, all I'm seeing is a hilarious crack-filled conversation that involves Roy...

-Ed pretty much wears the same thing throughout the series (with minor changes, which are unimportant for the sake of argument)...so, does he have this whole idential outfits hidden somewhere thing going on, or does he stand around in his underwear when he has to do laundry?  My warped mind is seeing him as the latter taking care of it at HQ, and someone walking in on it...and a midget ass-kicking ensues.

-This probably makes me cruel and sick...but I've imagined a scene between when Ed loses his limbs and gets his auto-mail...that invovles him attempting to climb down stairs on his own but instead falling flat on his face...and me laughing my ass off.

-Between eps 20-22 (or whatever), Ed goes from almost passing out from blood loss, then 10 minutes later, he's perfectly fine (abeit the huge gash that can still be seen).  WTF?  I swear, Ed would have to be dragged into death kicking and screaming...That would be a sight to see.

-With the amount of people who poke fun at Ed Being short...why don't said people insult Al for being, for lack of a better term (and manners on my part), A Talking Trash Can?  I would love to see Al be insulted and have them be knocked on their as in .5 seconds.

-Even though it would never happen...who would with a Winry Vs Izumi bitchfight?  Whoever it would be, I think we all know Ed would be dead if he were in teh same room at the time...

And I think I'll shut up before I make a TOTAL ass out of myself...

Emma: roymaes!gretchen8642 on April 14th, 2006 03:56 am (UTC)
haha i LOVE hughes' pyjamas.

an ed roy sex talk is definately worth looking into.

i think izumi would win.


i'm so tired.
pimpmaster Vorigamistar on April 14th, 2006 03:58 am (UTC)
Izumi would so win
♫ (/ ● ◡<)/ ★: Ling Rofflewaffleshiny_lights on April 14th, 2006 04:01 am (UTC)
The talking-trash-can comment makes me want to photoshop Oscar the Grouch into Al. XD
takarifreaktakarifreak on April 14th, 2006 04:11 am (UTC)
Do EET! XD Cause my photo editing skills are teh suxx0rs, else I'd do it.
♫ (/ ● ◡<)/ ★: Riza/Barry Awkwardshiny_lights on April 14th, 2006 05:00 am (UTC)
takarifreaktakarifreak on April 14th, 2006 05:13 am (UTC)
I am SOO having you babies XD
♫ (/ ● ◡<)/ ★: Scar cute like ninjashiny_lights on April 14th, 2006 05:26 am (UTC)
Whoo! You're on diaper duty though. XD
lilfmagurl on April 14th, 2006 02:57 pm (UTC)
o_o that is one creepy picture......
lilfmagurl on April 14th, 2006 04:43 am (UTC)
XD wow, actually those are pretty good observations!
I thought king bradley would wear something....more serious...wait a second...HE WAS IN THE OFFICE! IN HIS PJ'S! AW MAN! >< I mean COME ON!!!! XD AND HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUHRER?!?!

-I wonder if ed ever washes his clothes....eeew.....EEEW
-I think people dont make fun of al because they're afraid that he'll hurt them XD
-WHOO! GO CRAZY IZUMI SENSEI! Izumi would win 8) 8)

XD whoo I love these little plot holes and theories! go you! XD (yes, I'm on crack and still refusing to go to bed! >=3)
lilfmagurl on April 14th, 2006 04:48 am (UTC)
oh, and I think ed doesnt know about "the talk" yet, he has to learn about it to teach it to al! XD if he had any idea about "the talk" he would be more...I dunno *shrugs* XD OR he might have learned it from the alchemy books, I read a couple, believe me, they basicly give you "the talk" -_-;;; which is annoying.......
nightfireblaze: Breadanightfireblaze on April 14th, 2006 05:04 am (UTC)
If you think Maes giving Ed "The Talk" would be the most crack-tastic, cause you know at some point he'd have a gun on Ed's head telling him not to touch his daughter or else. XD
Roy and Hughes giving Ed "The Talk" would pwn all.
nightfireblazenightfireblaze on April 14th, 2006 05:05 am (UTC)
'I think' not 'If you think' >_o
Rizzlerizzleberry on April 14th, 2006 05:09 am (UTC)

The gate gave Ed 'the talk'. ;D Didn't you see it? He did. He saw EVERYTHING. It just flashed by too fast to see on screen. REALLYITDID. =O But he learned almost everythinnnnggg from that little experience and sex isn't exactly something you can forget very easily. I think he remembered that part. If he was shown it, which I'm assuming he was.

...xD Yes. While alchemy is useful, I'm not sure how he'd use it to wash his clothes without catching them on fire so...he must wash them somewhere. But Ed DOES have a little suit case. What do you think is in there? He may have an extra outfit...that looks exactly the same as his other one. o.0 He doesn't carry much because of the inconvenience, but the thing can't be ENTIRELY filled with alchemy books and his journal, can it?

I read a fic like that once. The whole thing was Ed climbing up the stairs with two limbs. Much falling-on-face ensued. xD Umm. I laugh at the most innapropriate things too, don't worry. The scene at the end of Harry Potte four, when Cedric and Harry get out of the maze, after their little adventure...I laughed. Near the end of the episode where Greed fights Ed...I laughed even harder...I should have, but I've only seen the japanese version of that, and Ed's japanese voice sounded strange to me to begin with, but when he screamed in anguish it was just so...girly...xD Ok, I'll stop now.

Yep. You could run Ed over with a truck. Five times. He'd still be going. His secret is Energizer batteries! =O He just keeps going and going and going and going...

'Cuz god forbid anyone insult the little brother of the alchemist who flips out if you even mention a word relating to small stature anywhere in the near vicinity of said alchemist, and even if it wasn't directed at him, he takes it as a personal offence and beats the CRAP out of people for it. If anyone ever insulted Al, I don't think Al would be the one to go berserk...he'd be too busy trying to pin Ed to the ground. Then again, that might cause some suspicion to arise if Ed were to act so drastically.

Yeah. Winry would totally get pwned. =/ What I'd like to see is a Riza vs Izumi biznitch fight....=O Now that'd be awesome. All though Izumi has her alchemy, Riza is....RIZA.
c_b_syndromec_b_syndrome on April 14th, 2006 11:23 am (UTC)
My theory on "The Talk".

Ed and Al would already know.

1) They had to understand human anatomy -very- thoroughly in order to even attempt to resurrect their mother. And Ed isn't one to do a half-assed job at anything.

2) Growing up with the Rockbells. Granny and Winry might be automail mechanics, but they have to have serious medical training in order to perform the surgeries involved. Plus Winry's parents were both doctors. I don't know about any of you, but every householed I've ever been in where there was a doctor in the family, everyone was well informed.

3) I'm firmly convinced that Ed could be getting laid on a regular basis, and he'd STILL act like the perpetual virgin.
takarifreak: Chibi! Edtakarifreak on April 14th, 2006 04:43 pm (UTC)
I've actually thought about that too...I have never thought Ed was compeltely clueless at all, but the real question is exactly HOW much he knows. Even with the people he grew up around, some adults are far more blunt and/or detailed than others.

I'm quite sure he already knew where babies came from, but that doesn't necesarily mean he knows EVERYTHING ELSE there is to know about sex and relationships...and that's more of the direction I was leaning.

Plus, even if he DOES know everything (which I have doubts about), you know SOMEONE would start giving him some speech when he started hitting puberty...unless it came up, do you REALLY think Ed would come out and tell someone he already knew? Eventually, someone would somehow bring it up to him, I would think.
umi_mikazukiumi_mikazuki on April 14th, 2006 09:24 pm (UTC)
Oh man, I want to write a fic where Ed gets, "The Talk" now. With Roy telling him and making all kinds of perverted references to past girlfriends. XDXD