Honestly? I had too much fun writing this. And oh dear, I do believe I've made our Roy into some sort of masochist.
Title: Cat and Mouse
Rating: PG-13 because of language.
Genre: Humor. I was going to say fluff at first, but unless you consider Ed throwing flower pots at Roy fluffy, then this isn't really fluff. Also slightly cracky due to the fact I was totally high off Pepsi and nail polish when I wrote it.
Word Count: 1,176.
And the challenge was...!
LJ User: bscl43
Keywords: Spite, banana, automobile.
Dialogue: "You know that that's bad for you right?"
( "You will get me my pastries, damnit!" )