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06 March 2006 @ 05:41 pm
Fullmetal Alchemist Movie Parody  
Conqueror of Shamballa In Five Minutes

In which the movie is boiled down to its essence, and much snarking is had :)

Warnings: Movie spoilers (DUH), various jokes at the expense of various yaoi/yuri/het pairings. And Hyde. And Maypirate.

Conqueror of Shamballa in Five Minutes
Current Mood: amusedamused
kawaiisporkmage on March 7th, 2006 02:43 am (UTC)
Mehehehe! That's just fantastic! XD
molly_00300 on March 7th, 2006 02:59 am (UTC)
Depressingly accurate.

Although you didn't mention Lust and Scar showing up at the end. Totally the best part.
The Glass Sword: Lies and Fruitcakesannask on March 7th, 2006 05:21 am (UTC)
not lust and scar.... ALTER!CHERYL AND ALTER!DAVID.

WHERE IS ALTER!BRUCE??? inquisitive minds demand to know! Amestris!Bruce and Amestris!Cheryl were the couple to begin with... did Alter!David steal his older brother's woman? *gasp* the fandom may never know....

... or they may write fanfic about it?
solicities on March 7th, 2006 03:01 am (UTC)
I love you with the force of a million fandoms! *________* Your parody was so much better than the movie. (If only the movie was subtitled like that! XD) I love the neglected Alfonse to Ed! hehehehe
nintendocatnintendocat on March 7th, 2006 03:10 am (UTC)
You also left out the whole Roy randomly appears and gives everyone orders despite the fact that they all majorly outrank him. Oh and also the whole Riza running trying to catch the balloon only to be stopped by Armstrong.

Other than that, it was funny.
Jerusharedushab on March 7th, 2006 04:23 am (UTC)
The only thing lacking, in my opinion, is a mention of the Armstrong!Mustache!Building.
I swear that building had me laughing for ten minutes. Buildings...generally don't have mustaches. XD
cryogeniacryogenia on March 7th, 2006 04:29 am (UTC)
No man, I couldn't spork that! The Armstrong stuff was some of the GOOD material in that movie! :D
Jerusha: jazz handsredushab on March 7th, 2006 04:31 am (UTC)
Point, point. The random fandom crack was totally what made the movie worth watching. XD
doggy_girl on March 7th, 2006 11:07 pm (UTC)
lol. Thats funny. :D
『おどる火の風』  || 斬馬参tomato_uchiha on March 8th, 2006 12:28 am (UTC)
xDD homg that's disturbingly accurate love.

thankies, twas a laugh 8D
heidrich: Tristeheidrich on March 8th, 2006 08:31 pm (UTC)
cryogeniacryogenia on March 8th, 2006 09:41 pm (UTC)
Um...try again? The link is just to a post in my lj :-/