SLIGHTLY SPOLIERISH!! ...if you don't know how Winry's parents died or truth about Ed's Father.
Okay so I don't have a scanner but there's no harm in typing everything...
"Cartoon Profile" by Sharla Etkin-Ives (c)Zap2it
Found in: Fullmetal Alchemist
Employment: State alchemist until he got angry at the way things were run by the military
Sibling: Younger brother Alphonse
Mother: Trisha, deceased
Father: Hohenheim, age 400
Searching for: The Philosopher Stone
Back Story: When their mother died, Edward and Alphonse tried to use alchemy to resurrect her; they failed, and the cost was Al's body and Ed's arm and leg.
Goal: To restore Al's body
Family Friend: Winry Rockbell, who fixes Ed's Auto-Mail
Superior officer: Roy Mustang, who killed Winry's doctor parents per orders
Enemies: The Homunculi, shape-shifters determined to become human at the cost of lives
Hair color: Blond
Hair Style: Braid
Dislikes: Being called short
Notice the Error yet? Lol. I was pointing and laughing at it once I read it. Obviously they haven't watched much of the series.
BUT on the plus side at least she: (1)Spelled "Fullmetal" correctly, (2)didn't call Al a robot, (3)got most of the info correct...
I tried looking for the e-mail address or something so I could contact them and tell them about the mistake but I guess zap2it is somehow different online (?) and doesn't have any record of cartoon profiles? *shrug* I hope someone else besides me get the SF Chronicle delivered to them so the profile can be scanned (since it looks alot nicer than my typing ^_^;; ). Anywho I thought it was fun to post. Hopfully no one has posted it already, otherwise I will delete it.