I had my timing off the first time because there's several things I have to clear on the phone before it finally records.
These links lead to my personal LJ and the phone posts there. I'm going to work on properly transcribing them now.
Hohenheim's first line
Roy's monologue that ends with him telling Ed "I'm pissed. Now why the hell did you two run away without asking for my help first?!"
Quality isn't the best, but, hey, it's something.
Now more than just those who've seen tonight's episode can hear how Scott McNiel did as Hoho-papa, and also perhaps understand why, when I saw this episode at Ohayocon not too long ago, I went, "GO TRAVIS!" at the end of it. X3 *ish a dork*