Anyway, some fresh crack. I should be reading, but forget that.
If any of the jokes are bad, I'd like to say beforehand: sorry. I also warn of a few yaoi jokes.
Gotta love the ms paint knife.
I call it..."The Military's Alterior Motives."
Edward recalls some scary childhood memories involving kittens and a four-hoof beatdown.
Taking a leaf out of Miroku's book, while at the same time defying Amestrian law and physics.
I love Winry and all...but really, I just want to take a shot at her.
And I scream: gomen nasai!