Improbable Design (darkazriel) wrote in fm_alchemist,
Improbable Design

Yule-flavored crack: Mmm, eggnog-y.

I have no excuse, really- spawned by a comment, a holiday song to brighten your day. Sing-along tme, everyone! We all know how fun that is.

Now everyone: One! Two! Three! Sing along now!

Edward the red-coated alchemist (Alchemist)
had a very shiny arm (Like a crowbar)
and if you ever saw it (saw it)
it was prob'ly out to cause you harm (like a crowbar)
all of the other alchemists (mostly Roy)
used to laugh and call him short (Bean! Bean! Bean!)
they never could quite avoid (Run away!)
Edward's harsh and quick retort (fast and violent!)

Then one foggy christmas eve
Hohenheim came to say (What's going on?)
Edward with your arm so bright
Won't you fend off Envy tonight
Then all the alchemists loved him (loved him)
And they shouted out with glee (Eureka!)
Edward the red-coated alchemist (Alchemist)
You'll go down in history! (Like your daddy!)

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