Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Jean Havoc/Roy Mustang
Word Count: 1393
Warnings: Crack, roughly based off the Flame Alchemist gaiden/ep 37
Disclaimer: If I owned Fullmetal Alchemist it really would be called Flame Alchemist.
Jean Havoc’s logic left much to be desired. It's a good thing he was lucky.
Crossposted to fm_alchemist, fma_yaoi and havocroy.
EDIT: Link is fixed... *face, meet palm*