Warnings: Crack, pure crack. Girl!Ed
Summary: Sometimes fantasies just didn't match reality.
Roy Mustang was having the time of his life.
Title: The Edward Experiment
Warnings: Crack, pure crack. Miniskirt crack.
Summary: Roy is getting on Edward's nerves, so they decide to make a bet...
Edward planned to get him and get him hard. Er, not in the sexual sense. Really.