Yuuki Hikari (yuukihikari) wrote in fm_alchemist,
Yuuki Hikari

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It's time for some winter fun - Snowman anyone?


You can staple the big 'L' to my forehead right now. Good job Yuuki, you dorked this Thursday out.

So, last week I did a little picture of a Winry snowman and people said "Oh! Someone should make a real Winry!Snowman". I went "I'd do it if I had snow..."

Well it snowed a few days ago.

... can you see where this is going? Someone's going to kick me good for this one...

Once upon a time in the land of snow and ice, a creature named Yuuki existed. Yuukis are very strange creatures and do even stranger things. Their instruction manual says they should never be allowed to stay up past 1am, never left unsupervised and never left near an open flame because they are highly combustable.

One day the powers that be thought it would be fun to have a good laugh at a Yuuki's expense and decided to allow it to roam free. So, with her new found freedom, the Yuuki embarked on a stroll in the big open spaces of her land of snow and ice.

Atop the local sledding hill the Yuuki turned around to see a lonely little snowman.

"Woe," said the snowman, "I am naked in the snow."

"I pity thee," frowned the Yuuki, "for I am enjoying the warmth of my winter coat."

"I would surely melt in such a luxury," sighed the snowman, "whatever shall I do. It is unsightly to stand so naked in the snow."

The Yuuki paused, looked up to the sky and was suddenly struck by a mysterious bolt of lightning that does not normally appear in the winter time.

"I have an idea!" shrieked the Yuuki, "if you'll allow me to, I'll return shortly!"

The snowman had no objections, he had no where to be. But soon the Yuuki returned with a Walmart bag full of goodies. The frozen snowman looked up at his companion with fleeting hints of concern.

"I've brought you something!" grinned the Yuuki.

"Have you?" questioned the snowman.

"I will turn you into a Winry!Snowman."

The snowman, having lived it's short 20 minute existence upon this barren hill, could see no reason to object to this proposal. He would become the first unique snowman of the season and be a sight for all to behold!

Within a few minutes the Yuuki had performed the most magical of transformations and had transmuted dressed the snowman in the most flattering of atire.

"You look marvelous!" squealed the Yuuki, her grin beaming wide.

"Indeed I do," beamed the snowman, his penny teeth shining in the late day sun, "for the time we will grace each other's presence I will be the most unique of snowmen that can be found in this land of snow and ice."

"I'm delighted we could have met, Mrs. Snowman."

The snowman paused at that, and turned a warry blue eye up to his companion, "But I am a man... a snowman."

The Yuuki shrugged at the snowman's comment, "No one needs to know that. Winry snowmen are women."

The snowman's expression twisted with concern, "I am sorry to inform you, but snowmen are all men."

"Then your uniqueness will transcend all!" the Yuuki raised her arms to the sky, "you will be not only the first dressed snowman of the season, but the first crossdressing snowman of the season!"

"I have certainly set a high bar for all to follow," agreed the snowman.

With that, the Yuuki happily reached into her bag and pulled out the crown of which she'd yet to present to her beloved, crossdressing snowman.

"And now my dear snowman, I present to you the Crown of Edward. May you wear him proud until the wrath of the fire-moon's rage melts thee into nothing but a puddle in the dirt."

The snowman grinned proudly and looked up into the Yuuki's eyes with glee, proud to wear the Crown of Edward until that fateful day arives.

The End


Man that Santa hat is dirty XD;;;

Wait a minute... how old am I again? I've forgotten...

This is the part of the story where the funny farm hauls me away I feel the need to defend my sanity... contrary to popular belief, I DO have some.

I got the strangest look from some kid who cut across the hill... XD;;;;

So this tops my chalk transmutation circles in the ruins of the Remand Center from last fall. I didn't think I could out-dork that one. And now you know why Yuukis aren't to be left unsupervised, the STRANGEST things happen with them...

Moral of the story kiddies, snowmen are fun for folks of all ages *sage nod*

Alright, someone else needs to out-dork me so that I'm no longer the biggest looser on this side of the hemisphere XD;;;;

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