Series Rating:: PG - NC-17
Main Characters:Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye
Other Characters: Maes & Gracia Hughes, Edward & Alphonse Elric, Jean Havoc
Synopsis: There were good reasons that the Lieutenant Colonel kept him in his employ, and paid him well.
Spoilers: There may be quite a few spoilers interwoven into the next chapters that relate to the end of the anime. I’m not using them as they actually are in the anime, but as they relate to the crack theories developed in this story.
Author's Notes: Completely AU. My own little private timeline; my own private little world. Yeah, and, just to add, my own little crackpot theories. Sometimes I will succumb to unabashed canon rape, but then Crack has issues like that. He’s in therapy, but there’s a long road ahead for him. Nothing else related to any episode of any kind, except the usage of the character(s) in question, though some events in some episodes will be woven in as artistic license warrants. Commentary is certainly welcome and tends to make me go “whee!”
Part 52: Don't Even Bang Unless You Plan to Hit Something