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05 December 2005 @ 04:25 pm
The English Alchemist (Part VII)  
As much fun as I am having with A Fullmetal Christmas Carol, it would be awful of me to slack off on posting the English Alchemist, especially considering that the next lesson is one you've been waiting for so eagerly. And the award for the worst grasp of the English language so far in this book goes resoundingly to everyone's favorite undead palm tree...

(Once again, here is a SPOILER WARNING! This book draws on the ENTIRE SERIES for its examples, which means it is chockablock with spoilers. You have been warned.)

And so, without further ado, I bring you, scanned and translated where necessary...the seventh (sin? no...) installment of The English Alchemist!

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Envy's Lesson: Front Hairs, Big Breasts, and Merchandising

Page 1
Page 2
Page 3 and Seasonal Off-Camera Antics: Summer!
Page 4
Page 5

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Coming next time...Hughes' lesson! ^_^

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The English Alchemist (Part I)
The English Alchemist (Part II)
The English Alchemist (Part III)
The English Alchemist (Part IV)
The English Alchemist (Part V)
The English Alchemist (Part VI)
 
 
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hagane_no_mame on December 5th, 2005 08:42 am (UTC)
IN the vocabulary... plastic surgery XD And is it me or did I finally find an error? "Because he despises human, their resistance irritates him awfully.
Arijan (pronounced "AH-ree-yawn")tobu_ishi on December 5th, 2005 09:06 am (UTC)
Not to mention the "front hairs" obscuring his "views". And the moves that "surpass" Pride's eyes. And the general awkwardness...yeah, Envy loses the worst at English so far. XD
Hungry Hungry Mongoose: Killua!nzmongoose on December 5th, 2005 10:31 am (UTC)
Maybe he despises humans so much that he's doing it wrong on purpose! But Envy's fans can forgive that.
Hungry Hungry Mongoose: Killua!nzmongoose on December 5th, 2005 10:35 am (UTC)
I love these too much.

A scantily-clad slender body is one basic element used to attract female fans.

Thank you, Envy-sensei! I shall make full use of this lesson.
Imagination at it's finest: Work itdragontrap on December 5th, 2005 06:21 pm (UTC)
*snickers* That was great XD
Let's Moseyteambenevolence on December 5th, 2005 08:12 pm (UTC)
Another great English lesson XD
corbeauaura on December 5th, 2005 09:56 pm (UTC)
Envy's unisex appearance gives more enthusiasm to some of his fans
Frankly, many people mistook Envy for a girl
A scantily-clad slender body is one basic element used to attract female fans
These lines killed me. XD
And I would so buy an Envy headband :D
r_enoah on December 5th, 2005 11:57 pm (UTC)
Thank you for all your work, again!

...I'd buy the headband too. XD;
avroillusionavroillusion on December 6th, 2005 01:21 am (UTC)
Eh, they claim that Envy has a talent for "directing", but think acting would be more appropriate.

Hee. Front Hairs, indeed.
♫ (/ ● ◡<)/ ★: DDRshiny_lights on December 6th, 2005 02:04 am (UTC)
SEA BATHING
teehee.