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24 November 2005 @ 08:13 am
The English Alchemist (Part IV)  
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! My day has been tragically turkeyless (Thanksgiving Day is technically over already, here in Kawagoe), but I have so much to be thankful for anyway...the fact that I passed my kanji quiz the other day, for one...that I have brought you something extra to be thankful for in celebration of this gastronomically satisfying holiday. XD Whoever wrote this next chapter seems to be very thankful for Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye, anyway...

(Once again, here is a SPOILER WARNING! This book draws on the ENTIRE SERIES for its examples, which means it is chockablock with spoilers. You have been warned.)

And so, without further ado, I bring you, scanned and translated where necessary...the fourth installment of The English Alchemist!


Riza's Lesson: Attitude, Discipline, and Femininity

Cover Page
Page 1
Page 2
Quiz Time!
Page 3
Page 4


Coming next time...Winry's lesson! ^_^


The English Alchemist (Part I)
The English Alchemist (Part II)
The English Alchemist (Part III)
Current Mood: hungryhungry
Current Music: Recollection - FMA sdtk
eurogabbyeurogabby on November 25th, 2005 02:20 am (UTC)
O-O I want this book...
My lord, where can I find this! It's awesome! Or did you create this on your own? In truth, this is the first time I checked this out, I thought it was a fan teaching said character English. Just shows what I know. Anyways! can't wait for the Winry one! So hurry up!
Arijan (pronounced "AH-ree-yawn")tobu_ishi on November 25th, 2005 05:53 am (UTC)
Re: O-O I want this book...
Nope, didn't create it myself. This is official FMA merchandise, which is probably the most fun thing about it. XD The fact that the folks over at Bones actually licensed an English textbook to be made from their series...and that whoever wrote it paid as much attention to the series as they did...and made it this crazy (and sometimes witty, and sometimes utterly Engrish)... It blows the mind, doesn't it?