Title: Slippery When Wet
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy Mustang/Riza Hawkeye [Royai]
Word Count: 4355
Warnings: Smut, crack, some rather ‘colourful’ mentions to do with Roy’s anatomy.
Disclaimer: Hiromu Arakawa-sensei owns Fullmetal Alchemist.
Formerly cross-posted to royai and royai_fiction.