Rating: R for just a skotch of sex.
Main characters: Riza Hawkeye, Roy Mustang
Synopsis: What people do on their own time is their own business, right? Especially when it involves a big bowl of steaming crack, a little black dress and a sling shot, a key and a cigarette, a cup and a saucer, a bandage and a towel, mind melting sex and a switch of points of view, your own personal secret agent and a puppy with a thong, a couple of errands and a sturdy wall, a lighter and loyal ally, a kitchen table and big cup of black coffee , sugar and spice, a rose and a ride on a train.
Author's Notes: Almost utterly AU. Non - con and all of that. My own little private timeline; my own private little world. Nothing else related to any episode of any kind, except the usage of the character(s) in question, though some events in some episodes will be used out of context as artistic license. Commentary is certainly welcome and tends to make me go “whee!”
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