Rating: PG for language (this chapter), NC-17 overall
Main character: Riza Hawkeye
Synopsis: What people do on their own time is their own business, right? Especially when it involves a big bowl of steaming crack, a little black dress, a sling shot, a key and a cigarette.
Author's Notes: AU. Nothing else related to any episode of any kind, except the usage of the character(s) in question. Commentary is certainly welcome.
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