Warnings: crack XD
Summary: Barry seizes the day!
Author's Notes: I needed a story that involved seizing the day for my creative writing class. Since I couldn't really think of anything, I used my two favorite crack makers :3
In the cold depths of night, a bell echoed its chime throughout the cold streets. A lone figure appeared in the streets, clitching something to their chest. Through the moon, the figure's shadow illuminated on the buildings surrounding him. A small cry from a baby reached his ears. If he could grin, he would be.
The figure came to a certain building. The walls were crumbling at certain places, the bottom most. He found the ladder leading to a certain room. He climbed it slowly, so not to wake the neighbors. At the window he chose, the figure slowly, softly (though it's hard to be completely soft so you can't be heard) climbed into the seeminly remote room.
Light burst into the desolate room. The cats in the alley hissed at what interrupted their scouging through the garbage, dogs began to bark. The one who turned on the light scowled.
"Barry, what are you doing? It's the middle of the night and with that body of yours, you could wake up the whole neighborhood!"
Barry "grinned" and bent down on one knee. Farman lifted a brow in confusion. From behind Barry came a bonquet of flowers. The suit of armor pushed the array of flowers into Farman's hands.
With a complete serious face that only a suit of armor could do, even without trying, he faced the other man who bore a deadpan expression.
"Will you marry me Chief?"
Calmly, Farman took the flowers and lifted Barry's head. He shoved the flowers into the suit of armor before saying a quick no, and then going back into his room.
He had seized the day!
With a jump, Barry joyfully cried, "I'm engaged!"