Notes: This is theme #4 of the Roy/Ed 45 Themes.
“You can’t be fucking serious!” Edward Elric exclaimed, glaring at his lover. The library was a sacred place. You just didn’t defile it. Especially not with sexual encounters between the two, who had a habit of screaming upon reaching climax.
“Think of it as an exercise in being quiet.”
“Exhibitio-” Edward was cut off by cotton gloves covering his mouth. They were, admittedly, not in private, but seated in a nice park and were already getting strange looks thrown in their direction.
Their lunches were packed up quietly and
they walked side by side as they headed back towards
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“It’s a fucking
Roy Mustang rolled his eyes. “I’m fully aware of that.”
“You can’t have sex in the library.”
“It will be closed. No one will be there!”
The glare he received in response was icy. “Would you fuck someone in your personal library?”
“I’ve done it.”
Edward’s frowned deepened, and then
suddenly his eyes lightened again.
“How is it different?!”
“Then we’re not doing it at the library!”