10. Black Hayate
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Roy/Kimblee... Actually, yes. More than once.
2) Do you think Four is hot? O.O *shivers*
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Armstrong... got... Fury... *bursts out laughing* They would totally have some helluva sparkly puppy babies.
4) Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? Uhm... check fm_alchemist
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? It's so slashable! Even though Hughes is married. ^_^
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Five/Nine because Alphonse doesn't like dogs. XD
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Hughes... Armstrong... GAH. Brain hurty!!! So many sparkles... O.O
8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Envy's gone into hiding, in the one place the shrimp wouldn't look: the army dorm. But it turns out that Black Hayate has some ideas about the homunculus.
9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Uhm... *goes to look* not really, no. There are very few Ed/Fury fics out there.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. ....Uh... "Boom, da sou da" ?
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? Cover Ed in lunchmeat. "Sick 'em!" Wait, no. Uh... I don't think it would ever get that far. >>
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Duh. Havoc is the cute, dumb one. ^_^=
13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Uhm... no idea. Envy is so much more fun to put with guys. >D
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? 'Splodey. Probably. I didn't look too much into it.
15) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Ye gods. Anything but Gluttony. X-x
16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Uh... "Woof." Or "Wuh," if you're French.
17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? Something cute. Not sure.
18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? ARMSTRONG. Sparkly doom.
19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? "Woof, woof, bark, yip, yip?" Translation: "You want a cup of coffee?"
20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Just before doing this, acutally. Kitty!Ed, Al and Roy. ^_^
21) What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Kimblee and Greed? Yeah, sure. I'd say both on that.
23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Envy. With handcuffs.
24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it.
Edward and Greed are in a happy relationship until Greed suddenly runs off with Gluttony. Ed, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kimblee and a brief unhappy affair with Armstrong, then follows the wise advice of Alphonse and finds true love with Envy.
25) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Aww! Yay! Havoc gets some, and Fury has a puppy. ^____^
Wow. That was special.
crossposted to fma_yaoi