So... well, just read. I swear, I was cracking up as I was jotting this down, and saying "Oh, God, This is so WRONG XD" :x
Dragons of Heaven
Kamui = Ed
Subaru = Roy
Sorata = Havoc
Arashi = Riza
Yuzuriha = Sheska
Aoki = Maes
Karen = Izumi
Dragons of Earth
Fuuma = Envy/Hoju
Seishirou = Kimbley
Yuuto = Greed
Satsuki = Martel
Kusanagi = Scar
Nataku = Wrath
Kakyou = Fletcher
Others
Kotori = Al
Hinoto = Winry
Kanoe = Lust
Hokuto = Maria Ross
*dead, shot* roflmfao XD yup, still funny as hell XD
Also a Crack Fic - PillowPlushie Brothers For west_haven
*shot*