I recently found a a site that has been translating FMA Doujinshi, the real kind, not the online fan ones. http://www.aragami.org/ has 19 translated (4 non-yaoi) at the moment and has 8 upcoming (2 non-yaoi). I can't download them myself due to my 56k conection with limited time and no IRC (96MB torrent for all of them ;_;). But tell me how they are, and enjoy!
Do I need one of these?