Title: A Weird Fic
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or places, I just own the storyline, blah, blah, blah.
Summary: Ed meets a girl named Mirage Koas (from Star Ocean Till The End Of Time) and uh, they look a lot alike. And theres a giant wineglass involved. O.o
A Weird Fic
It started on the Diplo, a while after the creator was defeated. Maria had just gotten back from the town of Arkives in 4D Space. When she saw Mirage…
Maria: Mirage, do you have any siblings or relatives you never told me about? Maybe a little brother or cousin that’s about a foot shorter than you?
Mirage: Me? Um…no, I don’t think so. Why do you ask?
Maria: I saw someone at Arkives, and he looked a lot like you, but was substantially shorter, and wearing different clothes. Also if I remember correctly he was looking for someone named…Al?
Mirage: Well do you feel like going back to check it out? I just was going to go to Gemity to get some ice cream for everyone.
Maria: Alright, I don’t feel like putting up with all the shit that goes on here today anyway.
Peppita: Wait Mirage!!1!oneoneeleven! :o Be4 u go, I wantd 2 ask u if u could get some pixie stiks for me? I just ran out and I can’t rite mi ficcies without thm! Plz? :o
Maria: …You’re still writing those goddamn fanfics?
~Insert fight between Maria and Peppita here.~
Peppita: OMGZ UR SO MEEN!!!1ELEVEN!
Mirage: ALIRIGHT ALREADY!!! Peppita I’ll get you those pixie sticks, and Maria? Calm down.
So Maria and Mirage left, what a mistake that was.
Almost everyone was eating breakfast in the kitchen. When Misty Lear noticed something, or some people where missing.
Misty Lear: Where are Nel and, Clair? They just left without notice, this reminds me of when my husband left me, that was so tragic.
Lias: I hope they’re okay, They’re two of the few sane people here. ;-; ~Hugs Mackwell.~
Fayt: They’re probably at that cosplay convention in Gemity. Why don’t we go there later Albel? <3
…~BOOM!~ ~Eliza comes running into the kitchen~
Eliza: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! RUN, OR THEY’LL EAT YOU ALIVE!!!
~Giant Sootie homunculi swarm the kitchen.~
Fayt: I think now would be a good time to go to that cosplay convention Albel!
Albel: You’re right, let’s go!
So Fayt and Albel left the Diplo to go to Gemity, leaving everyone else behind to take care of the Sootie. When they got to Gemity they found Nel and Clair…in…a giant wineglass…
Fayt and Albel: O___O;;;
Albel: What the fuck are you two doing in a giant wineglass?
Nel: We saw a boy who looked like Mirage, and he asked us if we’d seen a suit of armor.
Clair: We said ‘No.’ and Nel mentioned he looked like Mirage, but shorter.
Nel: Then he got angry, clapped his hand’s together and here we are. I don’t know what he did but it was very similar to Runology.
Clair: Just hurry up and get us out of here you two.
Albel tried to break the wineglass with his claw but the “glass” wouldn’t break.
Fayt, Albel, Nel, and Clair: O.o WTF?
The glass wouldn’t break and it was to heavy to tip over so they had quite a problem. Meanwhile Mirage and Maria had finished shopping and went to Arkives to find Mirage’s “twin,” when they heard a voice from behind.
???: Brother! There you are! Wow, when did you get so ta—huh? :x You’re not him. I’m sorry.
Mirage: No, it’s quite alright. Are you looking for somebody?
Maria: (He must be cosplaying, as a soldier from Airyglyph…)
Person In Suit Of Armor: Yes. My name is Al, and I’m looking for my brother Ed. He looks like you but he’s a lot shorter. Have you seen him?
Maria: I saw him here earlier today. We were just looking for him, do you want us to help you?
Al: Yes that would be great! Thank you very much! : )
Mirage: We’ve already searched here so we might as well go to Gemity and look for him there. Follow us.
The three of them went back to Gemity and found Fayt, Albel, Nel, and Clair. Fayt and Albel were still trying to break the wineglass. Al walked up to the wineglass, and asked Nel and Clair something.
Al: Excuse me.
Nel and Clair: Yes?
Al: Did a boy that look’s like her, ~Point’s at Mirage.~ do this?
Clair: Yes. How did you know?
Al: Ummm, He’s my brother. Here let me get you two out of there.
Al traced his finger in a circle, and it disappeared.
Fayt, Albel, Nel, Mirage, Maria and Clair: O.o WTF?
Fayt: What the hell did you just do? Albel and I were trying to break that thing for the past hour and you just…just…:o
???: Al! There you are! I knew I’d eventually find you here.
Mirage: So is that the person you saw Maria?
Maria: Yeah. He really does look a lot like you, just a lot shorter.
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT SOMEONE NEED’S A GIANT MICROSCOPE JUST TO SEE THEM?!?!?!?!?!
Nel: YOU!!! ~Grabs Ed.~ YOUR’E THE ONE WHO TRAPPED US IN THAT WINEGLASS!!!
Ed: YEAH AND I CAN DO IT AGAIN TOO!
Clair: Please don’t. ;-;
~Insert fight between Ed, Maria, and Nel here.~…
Mirage: …So what was that you did? To make the wineglass and make it disappear?
Ed and Al told everyone about their form of alchemy and why they were searching for the Philosopher’s Stone.
Fayt: Philosopher’s Stone? ~Pull’s out purple stone from pocket.~ You mean this?
Ed and Al: O________________o;;; WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!?!?!
Albel: We made it through Alchemy, what the fuck else?
Maria: You can have it if you want. We don’t really need it.
Al: Are you sure?
Mirage: Yes by all means take it.
Ed: Thanks. ^__^…Wait, are you “Mirage?” :o
Mirage: Why yes, yes I am.
Ed: O_O You do look like me. :o
So Ed and Al went back to wherever they came from and everyone else went back to the Diplo. Every once in a while Mirage, Maria, and everyone else would meet up and, hang out with the two brothers, and that’s well, END.
I hope you liked it. :D