"You know it comes out of a bottle, right?"
This statement caused Roy to to just stop what he was doing (which, coincidentally, was stroking Riza's hair), and look at the woman.
"I beg your pardon?"
"My hair color. I'm not a natural blonde. I just thought you should know." She looked up at him from where she was cuddled into his side, with a smile rather frighteningly close to a smirk on her face. "I'm actually a brunette." she said, turning, so she could snuggle back into him, and laying her head down on the pillow. "But I *yawn* always thought blond looked better..."
And so, while Riza slept, Roy began to contemplate...Riza with dark hair? That might be interesting...