Here's a free translation of the first lyric block. It's not literal, because if it was, it would be really funny.
You put on your smart clothes and your black glasses
And you wander outdoors
A lot of charm and big experience you always carry
And wherever you go, you spread panic
And wherever you go, you upset everyone and...
You light fires, you light (them) and burn everything
And everywhere you pass by, you cause destruction
You light fires, you light (them) and burn everything
And you leave broken (or hurt) hearts behind *coughhavoccough*
You light fires, you light (them) and burn everything
And everywhere you pass by, you cause destruction...