Dragon Scholar (dragonscholar) wrote in fm_alchemist,
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sailormac mentioned that Gluttony could bethe ressurection Augustus Gloop in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" and I filked a few Oompa Loompa lines from the book and movie . . .


Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop!
That ressurected nincompoop!
Who could return this beast
To gorge and guzzle, feed and feast
On everything he wanted to?
Great Scott! It simply wouldn't do!
If again this pig might live,
We're positive he'd never give
Even the smallest bit of fun
Or happiness to anyone.
Yet someone used alchemy
To return this brat to you and me.
Carefully they brought back this pest
And now he plagues you, me, and all the rest!


A quick discussion with my wife provoked:
Gloop==Gluttony
Salt==Greed.
Beuaregard==Pride.
Teevee=Wrath

And of course, everyone seeks the Philosopher's Gobstopper.

My head hurts.
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