Author: Stick Marionette
Spoilers: whole series for FMA, Chamber of Secrets for Harry Potter
Summary: Edward is ready to go home. Harry Potter/Fullmetal Alchemist crossover.
Notes: I'm going to edit this thing into fic form now, and there's going to be some additional scenes in the final version - you get Ed’s point of view on several events, another Ed-and-Tom scene (because I love writing in subtext that much), and we find out how Ed found the Wizarding World, and then his job at Hogwarts.
Previous parts (in chronological order): On the Strange Hobbies of the Great and Unstable
On the Suitability of Geniuses for Teaching
On the Difficulties Associated With Charming a Snake
On the Unexpected Side Effects of Inappropriate Hero Worship
On the the Principle of Equivalent Trade
( minor movie spoilers, mostly speculation - time to go home, Edward Elric... )
Cross-posted to fm_alchemist and fma_gen