Rating: G... for Glue
Dedicated to Arty, who mentioned something about glue and Envy.
It came in a tube. It was something only non-alchemists used. Envy was curious. After the man left, he broke into the little room and snatched the tube off the little wooden table. He squeezed one end of the tube. The contents shifted up. He squeezed the other end. The contents shifted down. Gleefully, he squeezed both ends at once as hard as he could.
Hours later, Lust spied Envy stumbling into their hideout with a poodle, a chandelier, 3 pairs of shoes, and Bette Midler stuck to him.