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28 June 2005 @ 05:58 pm
The Dangers of Human Transmutation  
Title: The Dangers of Human Transmutation
Rated: Q
Summary: The dangers of human transmutation


“I don’t think you should, brother…” Alphonse shifted from foot to foot in worry. It was bad. Forbidden alchemy. Human transmutation.

“Don’t worry!” was Ed’s reply. “I got it figured out. I can pull it off no problem.”

“But what if something goes wrong?”

Ed frowned. This was ridiculous. “Unless you want me to transmute you into a pair of toenail clippers, I don’t know how else to do it.” He wiggled his bare toes, tipped with nails so long, they were bordering on obscene.

He clapped, alchemy sparks flying as he placed his hands over his feet.

Edward Elric was never the same again, having lost his nose to the transmutation. Somewhere, ten little toenail homunculi were causing mass destruction.

The End
 
 
Current Mood: sillysilly
 
 
Bluetardshichahn on June 28th, 2005 06:15 pm (UTC)
::laughs:: Tonail homunculi.. that's the coolest thought ever.. ^_^;
Bluetardshichahn on June 28th, 2005 06:16 pm (UTC)
*Toenail.. I can't type
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Wiccat: Cheetah Envy (rootoftheoracle)wiccat on June 28th, 2005 06:34 pm (UTC)
*licks your icon*
Sailor Mac: fmaunderwear -- by deraltesailormac on June 28th, 2005 06:49 pm (UTC)
Oh, my God . . . Toenunculi . . .

This was hilarious crack!
fmfangirlfmfangirl on June 28th, 2005 08:09 pm (UTC)
BAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *falls over laughing at your pretty icon!!* OMNG! AHAHAHA! IM SO ROFFLE RIGHT NOW! sorry, my friend and i sing that goofy goobert song everyday at skool...AHAHAH! *snort*
musecadutomusecaduto on June 28th, 2005 10:42 pm (UTC)
lmao! That's too funny!
Bringing Order into your Chaosokami_hu on June 29th, 2005 05:14 am (UTC)
Next time, use the cut. Damn, you almost killed me, basta'.

((Oddly enough I found this overly amusing even though I despise crack from the bottom of my heart.))
Ziggy says I have to go your funeral tomorrow...scico on July 3rd, 2005 12:15 pm (UTC)
LMAO!!!