And be bitter. ;)
- Ed would have matrix-dodge kung-fu for no good reason.
- Al would get a streamlined, more badass look, and probably have extra tools and attachments. The Swiss Army Brother.
- They would SOMEHOW manage a car chase.
- They'd call it the Alchemist's Stone. The wusses.
- There would be at least one big-star inappropriate piece of casting.
- Armstrong would not sparkle. The bastards. And he'd probably be played only for laughs.
- Ed, Al, and Winry would be older.
- The Sins would probably know each other from the start and be more of a gang.
- Gluttony would be played for laughs OR he'd become some ravening horror without his pseudo-cuddly look.
Any more thoughts?