A while back, my friend and I were watching an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 in my dorm room. The episode featured a Mexican Christmas movie and I swear, only we could find Fullmetal Alchemist parallels in a Mexican Christmas movie.
These screencaps were going to end up as photo edits, but right now I don't have the time or effort to do that. So, just enjoy this small peek at Roy wish fulfillment and a slightly nasty jab at a certain female character. No harm intended, but you may want a fire extinguisher...
Okay, Roy only dreams of doing this to Hughes. It's a little hard to tell because of the awful quality of the film, but there's fire shooting through that phone handset. The poor man's uniform either makes this more funny or disturbing, depending on how you look at it.
I guess she's a real bitch now. Dante must have had slim pickings for a new body to attach her soul to. And yes, that IS Santa Claus walking in the yard and no, there's no way I can explain that without causing serious brain damage.