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18 June 2005 @ 10:49 am
English Alchemist  
I haven't seen many posts about the English Alchemist book, but it's supposed to be a book that teaches you English, Hagaren-style. ^_^ Some of the definitions/quotes are, uh, interesting. ^_^*

Edward
He probably can't swim because his arm is made of metal. Or is it that he just can't swim?
Ed's bathing scene made his female fans very excited.
If Ed's natural hairstyle were an Afro, the show probably wouldn't be this popular.

Roy
While Roy is loved by many fans in our world, many military officers are jealous of him in his world.
When the rainy season starts, Roy takes off for summer vacation a little earlier than anyone else.
Question 03: Roy is _______ Ed.
A: loving
B: ignoring
C: embracing

Riza
Her smile is Roy's, so male fans should give her up now.

Winry
Wearing a lot of miniskirts without consideration for her very active lifestyle is a little risqué.
Her heart throbs when she sees a piece of good Automail, not Ed in his underwear.

Alphonse
Ed can cool his injured cheeks with Al's body at night.
It is said that dressing as Al for cosplay in events is restricted on the grounds that it's dangerous.

Envy
A scantily-clad slender body is one basic element used to attract female fans.
Frankly, many people mistook Envy for a girl.

Hughes
If Maes were our homeroom teacher, he would always neglect his class and talk about his daughter.
Maes wrongly assumes he can get any favor done just by giving out photos of Elicia.
Although he died, he should be satisfied with having stolen the limelight in the middle of the story.

Izumi
Sigu is so gigantic that his face is often off-screen when he is with Izumi.
When Ed and Al get beaten, it's not domestic violence because it's for training purposes.

Armstrong
If he didn't take off his clothes so frequently, we could call him a normal man.

Other Chara
In our world, there are plenty of girls who adore him [Havoc].
Hohenheim and Trisha didn't get a divorce.
 
 
alicen.: obi-wanbob_always_wins on June 18th, 2005 08:43 am (UTC)
*giggle* The Armstrong one is making me ded.
Poison Envy: Fandom has Envywinter_ruins on June 18th, 2005 08:48 am (UTC)
A scantily-clad slender body is one basic element used to attract female fans.

.....**Hearts on Envy**

Frankly, many people mistook Envy for a girl.

**Cough, looks ashamed, and backs away**
The Glass Swordsannask on June 18th, 2005 11:19 am (UTC)
heh. The voice in English does nothing to help this misperception.


.... sorry, the wording of these sentences is driving the English major in me up the wall.... : pppp
unruhe on June 18th, 2005 08:49 am (UTC)
Heh, here are some more for Ed:

I hear Ed's got a weakness for anything soft to the touch. Well, if he's a man, of course he does...
The reason why his suitcase seems so big is not because it is large.
What should we pay him in exchange for telling us his exact height?
That standing "antenna" must be his last sign of defiance.
Hohenheim and Trisha loved each other very much, and Ed and Al were born as a result.

Some of the quotes in the book are so stupid/funny, it makes me wonder what exactly the authors were smoking. XD
Poison Envy: Wild Childwinter_ruins on June 18th, 2005 08:53 am (UTC)
I hear Ed's got a weakness for anything soft to the touch. Well, if he's a man, of course he does...


...OMG. XD
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citric on June 18th, 2005 08:54 am (UTC)
Question 03: Roy is _______ Ed.
A: loving
B: ignoring
C: embracing


How are you supposed to know which ones the right answer? xD
the idle blue ronin ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶: Ph34r the mad brisk walking skillZ!smea_chan on June 18th, 2005 11:25 am (UTC)
oh look!

D: All of the above

:0
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corinn on June 18th, 2005 08:59 am (UTC)
When Ed and Al get beaten, it's not domestic violence because it's for training purposes.

XD I can just SEE Izumi explaining that to a cop.


Hohenheim and Trisha loved each other very much, and Ed and Al were born as a result.

>D Fufufufufu... yes, we saw those flashback scenes...


The reason why his suitcase seems so big is not because it is large.

Poor Ed. Everyone teases him.
the idle blue ronin ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶: Ph34r the mad brisk walking skillZ!smea_chan on June 18th, 2005 11:23 am (UTC)
>D Fufufufufu... yes, we saw those flashback scenes...

so much that she could stand his... blisters... that is love~
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Nin: nin_tendo on June 18th, 2005 09:10 am (UTC)
The crazy thing is that I had a teacher in high school who acted exactly like Hughes. Even looked surprisingly like him. As it turns out, he actually was my younger sister's homeroom teacher...

He even almost died once. Only, he was lucky that his heart stopped while he was in a hospital. He survived, but he couldn't return to work after.

(I guess my sister and I were fated to become Hughes fans)
Procrastination Queenforever_slash on June 18th, 2005 09:21 am (UTC)
Although he died, he should be satisfied with having stolen the limelight in the middle of the story.

SO MEAN! XO


Yet so funny... XD


I want this book...
perfect_lie_x on June 18th, 2005 09:57 am (UTC)
XD These make me happy. Lots of happiness happening.

I'm definitely going to try to get this book.
satori saya: lust/everyone OTPsatori_saya on June 18th, 2005 10:13 am (UTC)
Ed can cool his injured cheeks with Al's body at night.

Elricest is now canon. *sweatdrop*

The Roy ones all kill me. XD I want this book so bad.
Rappydappydappy McTappyraptorix on June 18th, 2005 11:42 am (UTC)
*mind wanders to the gutter at the thought of the other meaning for 'cheeks'*

XD
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Sarahdaphhime on June 18th, 2005 10:17 am (UTC)
Her smile is Roy's, so male fans should give her up now.

Ed's right arm is automail, and Roy's is Hawkeye.

Is it just me, or does this book seem very RoyXRiza centric?
^^;

But on the other hand...

Ed can cool his injured cheeks with Al's body at night.

Elricest! XD

....I'm haveing way too much fun with this...

Catie: [FMA] Ed - Seal of Approvalcatystorm on June 18th, 2005 10:40 am (UTC)
I love that book. <3
Sarah: squee!gundamnook on June 18th, 2005 11:01 am (UTC)
That book was my best purchase at ACen!! It's hilarious!! XDDDDD
The Glass Swordsannask on June 18th, 2005 11:28 am (UTC)
"In our world, there are plenty of girls who adore him [Havoc]."


sooooooooooo true.
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Rappydappydappy McTappy: Crying Hughesraptorix on June 18th, 2005 11:44 am (UTC)
"Her heart throbs when she sees a piece of good Automail, not Ed in his underwear."

Ow! Dis to the Ed/Win fans... x.x;; Unless, her heart throbs for his automail when he's in his underwear? I hope she changes her tune when she gets older... XD
Argentargentdragon on June 18th, 2005 05:00 pm (UTC)
The logic of that sentence would suggest that her heart would throb for his automail when he's in his underwear. At least, that's what my brain's insisting on.
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Paula Ikari©paulaikari on June 18th, 2005 12:42 pm (UTC)
OMG I want that book!!!!!!!!! T.T