Ok, I fixed the pronounciation for "hagaren" as well as balancing the sound levels a bit more and getting rid of the noise. This is... ze final copy that I will post, because no one wants me to spam with this thing. So this is the last you'll hear from me about this.
I contemplated changing "A virgin I can't be" to "he'll take my virginity" but I decided against it. Feel free to change it yourself though, if you want. ^_^
Fake cut to "Hagaren Crack"... final version!