The Icon Alchemist (sky_dark) wrote in fm_alchemist,
The Icon Alchemist

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VERB! It's what you do!

Finally decided to post this in the comms, been on my own LJ so if you've seen it, I apologize. But here they are again.

Hagaren Verbage. Educating the Hagaren Nation today for a brighter tomorrow.

Mustang: \mus-tang\ mustanged; mustanging vb 1: to procrastinate to the point of no return. 2: to shrik like there is no tomorrow. 3: to scream at your subordinates to stall for time. (call in fake bomb threats, run amuck)

Riza: \ri-za\ riza'd; rizaing vb 1: Unrelenting and unwavering loyalty to duty, country and colonel, no matter how cracked they might be. 2: To stamp out Mustanging in any way shape or form it is found with rigid protocol and sharpened tongue. 3: To hone ones skill at gun weilding, bullet riddling fury on any said mustanger within in target range. (co-workers, food service employees, bank personnel)

Ed: \E-duh\ Eded; Eding vb 1: to take any insignifgant slight to be the most insulting thing you've ever heard in your life. 2: to be unforgiveably short. 3: to be the fangirl object of abject angst in the entire of the known universe.

Havoc: \Hav-uck\ Havoced; Havocing vb 1: to be so unrelentingly unlucky in love as to be avoided by others for fear of infection. 2: to be so dyslexic as to be unable to utter words like Colonel and Major, instead substituting Boss and Chief. 3: to keel over from cancer.

Hughes: \Hue-z\ Hughesd; Hughing vb 1: to obsess to the point of commitability. 2: to amass amazing amounts of dangerous information and not tell anyone. 3: a living kodak commercial.

Al: \Owl\ Aled; Aling vb 1: to be the answer to donna reed in the Hagaren Nation. 2: to embody brotherly love bordering on squickiness 3: to clank when startled.

sky_dark knew her excessive mustanging was going to get her riza'd, but she hughesd over the verbs in the shower and had to post them before she forgot. hakuyama gave her an askance look and stared pointedly at the car keys, causing sky_dark to Ed about the need for food anyways. She went on the porch to havoc, but hakuyama followed her and Aled her bad mood away.

Verb! It's what you do! A PSA of the Hagaren Nation

And if you're interested in my attempts at comedic drabble, here's a little ditty: Semantics. Competely G and worksafe.


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