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10 June 2005 @ 02:48 pm
Hagaren Pact! (song parody... if this isnt allowed, I'll take it down) ^_^  
Woot for Parody! This is "Hagaren Pact", a FMA Crack song to the tune of Greenday's "Minority."
Its making fun of all the weird non-canon fma stuff you see out there!

Yousendit supports 25 downloads or 7 days.

Okay: Warning: Slightly dirty, as its making fun of the pairings out there. But nothing really nasty. ^_^

Redone version.


Download the "Hagaren Pact" mp3 here.


The lyrics to Hagaren Pact:



All fans unite under the fma pact
when you're this crazy there's no hope for tact
Down with the canon and in with the crack
'Cause all fans unite under the fma pact

I pledge allegiance to the hagaren world
One nation under Roy
under which noone stands alone
theres crack in the crowd
the womanizing's just for show
the girls with skirts
the boys no shirts
The only way to go

'Cause all fans unite under the fma pact
when you're this crazy there's no hope for tact
Down with the canon and in with the crack
'Cause all fans unite under the fma pact

Unconventional pairings
Al and Cat Smex is not absurd
Winry's in a threesome
Where's the canon now
I guess I'll never know

Cuz then, theres Ed
who'll never reach 5 feet
a sexier shrimp with automail you'll never hope to meet
"For crying out loud" he screamed unto me
"Hes cumming out"
"there is no doubt"
"a virgin I can't be."

'Cause all fans unite under the fma pact
when you're this crazy there's no hope for tact
Down with the canon and in with the crack
'Cause all fans unite under the fma pact

Sex is best
when your sibling is your pal
noone knows how Ed does it
when he cests with Armor Al
"If you don't transmute me flesh, we'll have to use the lube"
"So come on, Nii-San"
"and put it on"
"It's you I want to screw."


'Cause all fans unite under the fma pact
when you're this crazy there's no hope for tact
Down with the canon and in with the crack
'Cause all fans unite under the fma pact

the hagaren pact
the hagaren pact
the hagaren pact
the hagaren pact

 
 
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Ziggy says I have to go your funeral tomorrow...scico on June 10th, 2005 12:00 pm (UTC)
heh. you know you like it. ;)
Peri [quite contrary]: bja: URMOMmeteorspark on June 10th, 2005 12:23 pm (UTC)
*attempts to sing it* Aw... the rhythm's off. *cries* *not that I know Minority by heart*
Ziggy says I have to go your funeral tomorrow...scico on June 10th, 2005 12:35 pm (UTC)
heh. thats what the download is there for. ;)
Samsamaside on June 10th, 2005 12:25 pm (UTC)
*shoots self*
Samsamaside on June 10th, 2005 12:26 pm (UTC)
First half, okay.

Second half.... reason enough for me to delete it off my computer now XD
(no subject) - scico on June 10th, 2005 12:35 pm (UTC) (Expand)
f: flowerivan on June 10th, 2005 12:40 pm (UTC)
I THINK I JUST DIED.

ROFLMAOBRBLOLWTFOMGBBQTTYL.
Ziggy says I have to go your funeral tomorrow...scico on June 10th, 2005 12:42 pm (UTC)
LOL, glad you liked it. ^_^
Jiah Pet: Just Add Water!jiah on June 10th, 2005 01:16 pm (UTC)
Woahmg. You win. This just might have to be added to my songlist.
Ziggy says I have to go your funeral tomorrow...scico on June 10th, 2005 01:24 pm (UTC)
lol. glad you like it! ^_^
purplemewitpurplemewit on June 10th, 2005 01:42 pm (UTC)
lol! nice! the Elricest verse is cute!

Ziggy says I have to go your funeral tomorrow...scico on June 10th, 2005 01:44 pm (UTC)
ha ha, ty! though... I hate elricest... *shudders*

^_^
Lianaaneko_hosokoawa on June 10th, 2005 01:44 pm (UTC)
..xD OMG..

That's awesome.

That's you singing? You sing pretty =3

xD I agree with samaside xDDD if my mom hears this.. fomg..
Ziggy says I have to go your funeral tomorrow...scico on June 10th, 2005 01:46 pm (UTC)
lol, thank you.

HA HA HA!!! which is why I recorded this while I was the only person in the whole house. ha ha. ;)
(no subject) - aneko_hosokoawa on June 10th, 2005 01:47 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scico on June 10th, 2005 01:48 pm (UTC) (Expand)
sherrq on June 10th, 2005 02:52 pm (UTC)
ZOMFG xD it should be teh hymn of all hagaren fans
Ziggy says I have to go your funeral tomorrow...scico on June 10th, 2005 06:48 pm (UTC)
lol. ;)
Juliafeeprinzessin on June 10th, 2005 03:51 pm (UTC)
That's amazing... *tearsofjoy* ... I'm a loss for words...
Ziggy says I have to go your funeral tomorrow...scico on June 10th, 2005 06:48 pm (UTC)
ha ha!
Pam-Pamabunaizombie on June 10th, 2005 04:48 pm (UTC)
OMG THAT WAS SO AWESOME....plus u have a good voice...BUT THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!! "sex is best when your brother is your pal" "al and cat smex is not absurd" oh, so awesome!
Ziggy says I have to go your funeral tomorrow...scico on June 10th, 2005 06:50 pm (UTC)
LOLOLOL, ty.

*points at your icon*

I LOVE THAT!!! ^_^
love sonnet XVIzodiacstargazer on June 10th, 2005 07:08 pm (UTC)
LOVE.

Seriously, I juust love this. xDD
Ziggy says I have to go your funeral tomorrow...scico on June 10th, 2005 07:10 pm (UTC)
lol, ty! ^_^
outlandish moles f☠cking gophers: Black Cat: winn0rz! :Dbby on June 10th, 2005 07:17 pm (UTC)
You're awesome. No doubt about it. And you have a lovely singing voice! *gives stamp of approval* The next time Minority comes on the radio while I'm at work, this is going to be the first thing that goes through my mind. XDD;

Just fiddling around now~ I'm awful with lyrics, but this thing has so much potential. X3
"For crying out loud" he screamed unto me
He's coming out
there is no doubt
He is a gay, I see


"For crying out loud" he screamed unto her
He's cumming out
there is no doubt
it's Riza he prefers
Ziggy says I have to go your funeral tomorrow...scico on June 10th, 2005 07:23 pm (UTC)
Lol, ty! ...Do you think its so terrible if I want to memorize my own song? ha ha!

HA HA HA!!!! That first one rocks!!!

(no subject) - bby on June 10th, 2005 07:43 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scico on June 10th, 2005 07:45 pm (UTC) (Expand)
氷: ishidacurucar on June 10th, 2005 08:17 pm (UTC)
:: runs to off corrupt sister :: I love it when I have annoying bait like this- she's a freaky Green Day fanatic. ¬¬
Ziggy says I have to go your funeral tomorrow...scico on June 10th, 2005 08:21 pm (UTC)
Ha ha!!! ;)
Tammy, mauled by fluff bunnehztomoyodaidouji on June 10th, 2005 10:06 pm (UTC)
I have much love, even if that last section makes my mind HURT...
Ziggy says I have to go your funeral tomorrow...scico on June 10th, 2005 11:26 pm (UTC)
ha ha, I know! I'm not a fan of elricest either, but... GYA!!! *brain hurts*
segucha on June 11th, 2005 12:48 am (UTC)
I love this song! You are fantastic!
I laughed out loud at this:

Cuz then, theres Ed
who'll never reach 5 feet


Hehehe XDD I'm such a crackhead!! XDDD
Ziggy says I have to go your funeral tomorrow...scico on June 11th, 2005 12:52 am (UTC)
ha ha, glad you liked it!

...there was more I wanted to fix, but my brother came home, and, well...

ha ha!