Ziggy says I have to go your funeral tomorrow... (scico) wrote in fm_alchemist,
Ziggy says I have to go your funeral tomorrow...
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Hagaren Pact! (song parody... if this isnt allowed, I'll take it down) ^_^

Woot for Parody! This is "Hagaren Pact", a FMA Crack song to the tune of Greenday's "Minority."
Its making fun of all the weird non-canon fma stuff you see out there!

Yousendit supports 25 downloads or 7 days.

Okay: Warning: Slightly dirty, as its making fun of the pairings out there. But nothing really nasty. ^_^

Redone version.


Download the "Hagaren Pact" mp3 here.


The lyrics to Hagaren Pact:



All fans unite under the fma pact
when you're this crazy there's no hope for tact
Down with the canon and in with the crack
'Cause all fans unite under the fma pact

I pledge allegiance to the hagaren world
One nation under Roy
under which noone stands alone
theres crack in the crowd
the womanizing's just for show
the girls with skirts
the boys no shirts
The only way to go

'Cause all fans unite under the fma pact
when you're this crazy there's no hope for tact
Down with the canon and in with the crack
'Cause all fans unite under the fma pact

Unconventional pairings
Al and Cat Smex is not absurd
Winry's in a threesome
Where's the canon now
I guess I'll never know

Cuz then, theres Ed
who'll never reach 5 feet
a sexier shrimp with automail you'll never hope to meet
"For crying out loud" he screamed unto me
"Hes cumming out"
"there is no doubt"
"a virgin I can't be."

'Cause all fans unite under the fma pact
when you're this crazy there's no hope for tact
Down with the canon and in with the crack
'Cause all fans unite under the fma pact

Sex is best
when your sibling is your pal
noone knows how Ed does it
when he cests with Armor Al
"If you don't transmute me flesh, we'll have to use the lube"
"So come on, Nii-San"
"and put it on"
"It's you I want to screw."


'Cause all fans unite under the fma pact
when you're this crazy there's no hope for tact
Down with the canon and in with the crack
'Cause all fans unite under the fma pact

the hagaren pact
the hagaren pact
the hagaren pact
the hagaren pact

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