Log in

No account? Create an account
31 May 2005 @ 03:50 pm
Anime North Covention Crack  
Well Anime North is over, but my roomates and I composed a LOT of crack as the con ended. I share it with all of you.

Crack #1: Warner Brothers Characters as FMA Character


Daffy Duck


The Bulldog (the one that has the kitten)


Dot Warner


Foghorn Leghorn

Sam the Sheepdog


Yosemite Same


Tweety Bird


Chicken Boo ("That's not Ed!  That's a CHICKEN!)"

Father Cornello

Marvin the Martian


Porky Pig



(alternate: Wakko Warner)

Granny Rockbell

Slappy Squirrel




Pepe La Pew


Yakko Warner

(or Sylvester the Cat)


Katie Ka-Boom (Kimbley Ka-Boom?)


The Brain

(alternate: Minerva Mink)

Riza Hawkeye

Lola Bunny

(Or Yosemite Sam(antha))



Roy Mustang

Bugs Bunny

Russel and Fletcher

The Gophers


Tasmanian Devil

Elmer Fudd ("Be vewy, vewy quiet, I'm hunting Alwchemists!")

Yosemite Sam ("I hates that Alchemist")

Shou Tucker



Road Runner (meep meep!  ZIP! BOOM!)

Winry Rockbell

Wile E Coyote

Crack #2: The Lust and Gluttony Song (to Pinky and the Brain)
They're Gluttony and Lust.
Gluttony and Lust.
One has a tounge.
The other has a bust.
They're ressurected dead.
They're not right in the head.
They're Gluttony, Gluttony and Lust
("Can I eat it, Lust?")

Crack #3: Pinky and the Brain AS Lust and Gluttony:
[Pinky] What are we going to do tonight, Brain?
[Brain] Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try and find the Philosopher's stone. Let's hurry up, my bra is riding up on me.
[Pinky] You're not wearing a bra, Brain.
[Brain] . . . oh, sweet mother of mercy they're real!

Crack #4: Gluttony as Bob the Builder
Can I eat it? Yes I can!

Crack #5: The Homermunculi
Sins via the Simpsons. Homer as Gluttony. Marge as Lust. Bart as Greed. And, of course - Sideshow Envy.

So. When cons wind down, THIS is what happens.
"Humankind cannot laugh without first having something to laugh about. To obtain crack, something of equal crack must be given. This is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Silliness."
Imagination at it's finest: FMA!Crackdragontrap on May 31st, 2005 01:04 pm (UTC)
*dies from the crack*
Megmegkips on May 31st, 2005 01:12 pm (UTC)
Crack #2 is fugging priceless. XDXDXD
Dragon Scholar: Crowley WTFdragonscholar on May 31st, 2005 01:13 pm (UTC)
I have the feeling that Cartoon Lust would look a lot like Jessica Rabbit.
Megmegkips on May 31st, 2005 01:14 pm (UTC)
They do look strikingly similar come to think of it.
The Glass Swordsannask on May 31st, 2005 01:15 pm (UTC)
oh my fekk. you MUST get hopelikefever and her strange friend to record #2 and #3.

in fact i'm giving her this link.

and btw my head exploaded from all the crack~~~~~~
Dragon Scholardragonscholar on May 31st, 2005 01:16 pm (UTC)
I like to think of myself as the "Scar" of Crack. I do headsplodies.
Lianaaneko_hosokoawa on May 31st, 2005 01:23 pm (UTC)
-dies from laughter-

This, AND weird al at the same time makes MY head go sloady x_x;
purplemewitpurplemewit on May 31st, 2005 01:34 pm (UTC)
are you referring to that Weird Al-phonse vid on amv.org? cuz that's awesome!

Lisa could be... Pride? *imagines Lisa withe eyepatch...giggles*
Lianaaneko_hosokoawa on May 31st, 2005 01:36 pm (UTC)
xD nah, just Weird Al himself. but I'd like to see that now that you mention it!! o_o lisa.. xD
edxchris on May 31st, 2005 01:36 pm (UTC)
*dies laughing*
2 is priceless!
Poison Envywinter_ruins on May 31st, 2005 01:50 pm (UTC)
Icon love.
Katufullmetalkatu on May 31st, 2005 02:19 pm (UTC)

Every time I see Gluttony I'm going to yell "NARF!".


*continues to sing new themesong*
» anne-sushiultrasushi on May 31st, 2005 03:58 pm (UTC)
*dies of laughter* Oh my, that IS a tear at the corner of my eye... It's been a while since I last laughed/cried. Thanks ^^;
Dragon Scholardragonscholar on May 31st, 2005 04:12 pm (UTC)
I'm blatantly hoping this inspires crackart. I love to get people's imaginations working.

And glad to give you a good laugh. At the hotel we were just losing it too.
» anne-sushiultrasushi on May 31st, 2005 04:19 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I can easily imagine. I remember seeing people jumping/dancing/doing whatever by the windows of the Doubletree Hotel, and I just KNEW they were cracking.
Dragon Scholardragonscholar on May 31st, 2005 04:36 pm (UTC)
Hey, who were you dressed as/did there? Did you make it to any of the fanfic events?
» anne-sushiultrasushi on May 31st, 2005 05:22 pm (UTC)
I was dressed as Yomiko Readman from R.O.D, but I didn't attend any of the fanfic stuff, cause I didn't know there was actually stuff going on in the Hotel as well (I only figured that out saturday...) But it was my first con ever, so it can be explained... i guess... *feels stupid*

What was your costume? Maybe I took pictures of you ^^
Dragon Scholardragonscholar on May 31st, 2005 05:23 pm (UTC)
No costume sadly. I was running some events.
spaz_sees_all on May 31st, 2005 04:23 pm (UTC)
This is quality crack. You have my admiration.
葉麗雲nibantaichou on May 31st, 2005 04:52 pm (UTC)
this is awesome crack. Crack^2 like that MegaTokyo shirt baka^2.. oh man, my sides hurt and i fell out of the chair... tk no one is home to see me...
very_verydanger on May 31st, 2005 06:21 pm (UTC)
I hit Slappy Suirrel and then died.

Kitana, the deliverer of punches to the facekitanabychoice on June 1st, 2005 06:14 am (UTC)
(cracks up)

You must have been at one of the Fullmetal Fantasy showings. Every FMA fan was crackish after that. >D
Dragon Scholardragonscholar on June 2nd, 2005 06:57 pm (UTC)
I was. But I'm normally this way ;)
Kitana, the deliverer of punches to the facekitanabychoice on June 3rd, 2005 07:51 am (UTC)
Aren't we all? XDD;
Elihice: good boyelihice on June 1st, 2005 09:30 pm (UTC)
Ok, you win.
Dragon Scholardragonscholar on June 2nd, 2005 06:57 pm (UTC)
What do I win?
Shark Baitgrifstar on June 2nd, 2005 01:16 pm (UTC)

*dies laughing*