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04 May 2005 @ 06:36 pm
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Fanart of Lust in a Nazi [fetish] suit. ::grins::

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I shall be putting up an FMA art site in the near future ... ^_^
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metalxmonkeymetalxmonkey on May 5th, 2005 10:04 pm (UTC)
You forgot the classic: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thin you slice 'em.
‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮҉ why sodomize dragonflies?mendedwings on May 6th, 2005 12:12 am (UTC)
What about-What's more fun than nailing a dead baby to a tree?

or, what's the best thing about dead twenty-one year olds?

or-what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?

One classic, but not others? C'mon now. :)
lizey on May 6th, 2005 12:29 am (UTC)
I seem to remember one involving a microwave...
mikkeneko on May 6th, 2005 01:58 am (UTC)
'What goes round and round and taps on the glass.'
Danika Zoë!: crazydelirieuse on May 6th, 2005 04:30 am (UTC)
What's pink and yellow and lies on the bottom of pools?

A baby with slashed Floaties.

What's green and yellow and floats on the top of pools?

Same baby two weeks later.

What's red and yellow and floats on the top of pools?

Floaties with slashed babies.
Kytkytyngurl2 on May 6th, 2005 12:39 pm (UTC)
Dead baby in a microwave!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
the boss of the saucethe_dense on May 6th, 2005 09:56 am (UTC)
jumping in...
sorry, was alerted to dead-baby-jokeness. SO!

1- pulling it off. (or perhaps nailing a dead baby...)
2- there's twenty of them.
3- there's no car in my garage.

how do you keep a baby from falling through an open manhole?
-stick a javelin through its head
what has trouble going through revolving doors?
-a baby with a javeling through its head
turgidnothings on May 7th, 2005 06:31 am (UTC)
*jumps in from metaquotes*

What do you call a dead baby in a bathtub with no arms and no legs?
腹蛇: You know your face will freeze that way.youkofujima on May 7th, 2005 09:16 am (UTC)
How do you make a dead baby float?

With root beer and ice cream.
Kytkytyngurl2 on May 7th, 2005 10:51 am (UTC)

I've heard "Take your foot off it's head" as an answer too. :D
mikkeneko on May 7th, 2005 06:07 pm (UTC)
No, that's "how do you stop a baby from drowning."
Kytkytyngurl2 on May 7th, 2005 08:37 pm (UTC)
Saw it the other way too, though your answer is better.
Kyrareikah on May 8th, 2005 09:27 am (UTC)
You guys are insane in the best possible way. <3
Kytkytyngurl2 on May 8th, 2005 09:35 am (UTC)
Though this way doesn't get us on the nightly news. Darn. XD
Kyrareikah on May 8th, 2005 09:37 am (UTC)
It would if you acted on these jokes :p
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