I watched the stars crash in the sea. (tsukitaichou) wrote in fm_alchemist,
I watched the stars crash in the sea.
tsukitaichou
fm_alchemist

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Jello = cracky love thang

I bring joo Jell-O crack.

WARNINGS:
YAOI, ODD FETISH, AND SERIOUSLY F*ED UP HUMOR.
You got warned, so if you click the link, it's yer own fault. XD


Rowan: A friend was talking about getting kicked off of ff.net because her stories are NC-17...
(18:56:02) Rowan: I'll spam them with jello stories. o_O JelloxEd OTP!
(18:56:22) Caroline: Al will cry. ;~;
(18:56:46) Rowan: JelloxAlxEd?
(18:57:15) Caroline: Yes, Rowan. That's even more messed up. :D
(18:58:03) Rowan: *LEVELS UP XS TEN!*
Tsuki: XD OMFG WRITE ME SOME JELLOSEX, BITCH!
Rowan: JelloxAlxEd? XDDDD
Tsuki: YES.
Tsuki: OMG YES.
Rowan: ORANGE JELLO!
Tsuki: WHITE GRAPE JELLO! IT IS TINGLY!
but they have no pictures of it.
Rowan: ORANGE JELLO OR NO JELLO SEX.
Tsuki: SPARKLY TINGLY ORANGE JELLO!?
Tsuki: We are going to hell. XD
Rowan: YOU WIN AT THE INTER WEB!!! *marks jelloxalxed sex on her to do list*
Rowan: We are. XD BUT WE'RE NOT GOING ALONE! XD
Tsuki: XD
Tsuki: WE'RE TAKING EVERYONE WITH US.
Rowan: YES!!! AND THEN THEY WILL NOT GET THE $35 THAT THEY WOULD HAVE GOTTEN HAD THEY WENT TO HEAVEN!




Lykomancer: Ed/Al/Roy/Jell-O orgy of DOOM!?
Tsuki: OMG TOTALLY.
Tsuki: That would be so fucking cool. XD
Lykomancer: *ROFLMFAO*
Lykomancer: Somehow, strangely, I can picute this... and it's disturbing beyond belief.
Tsuki: It IS disturbing.
Tsuki: BUT I WANT SOMEONE TO WRITE IT.
Tsuki: Other than me, because I have too much shit to write.
Tsuki: And I would laugh so hard I'd die.
Tsuki: Here's my fic:
Tsuki: Roy and Ed and Al were all naked in Jello and had sex the end. XD
Lykomancer: *cracks up*
Lykomancer: Sequel: Ed and Al had to lick the sticky Jell-O remnants off of Roy's body because he's the Colonel and told them too. Pretty soon, more than the Jell-O was sticky.
The End.

Brought to you by me, mistressboleyn, lykomancer, and jello_love

Xposted to fm_alchemist and fma_yaoi
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